Bad High School Students

He claims a bad high school student would understand his executive orders better than those ‘so-called judges.’  I think a bad high school student could do a better acting job as ‘so-called President.’  

These executive orders are fun

I just ask my aides to draft one

In which I declare

To the people out there

That my tasks are completed and done.

And we learned something about how #fakenews is created.  It makes no sense, but that would be expecting too much.

Your logic contains a mistake

So explain it again for my sake.

The leaks are quite real

But the facts they reveal

When broadcast as news become fake?

Promises, Promises

I make big mistakes now and then

Most of the time it is when

I fail to think through

What I should do

Every time, it won’t happen again.

An adage a day keeps the metaphors flowing.

When you are deep in a hole that you dug

You can’t sweep it under the rug

It’s all over the fan

Pull your head from the sand

Drop your weapon and just pull the plug.

Can You Spell Emoluments?

The Mar a Lago Club is open to anyone of any ethnic origin or religious affiliation.  But they are all of the same Creed - $$$ and Power.  And the initiation fee just doubled to $200,000 because it now has more cachet.

His club in Palm Beach is the best

Your every need is addressed

There you will meet

The wealthy elite

And truth is an unwelcome guest.

Why all this fuss about our President’s conflicts of interest?  There is no conflict, it’s just that his interests don’t fit well with that oath he took.

All this Conflict of Interest commotion

Is a stupid ridiculous notion

Donald has shown

He has one interest alone

His image.  It’s ALL self promotion.

Is It Just a Theory?  

It seems that Science has lost its Street Cred.  Don’t people realize what science has brought us?  Scientific discoveries have contributed so much to make this country great.  There are mistakes, but eventually the scientific method will uncover reality.  Galileo was right for 500 years before the Catholic Church would acknowledge it.

When I was a student, a youth

Science meant a search for the truth

Now it’s derided

And Truth is decided

By majority vote in the booth.

You don’t like what scientists have concluded?  It still applies to you.  There’s no opting out,

The Religious tell all atheists

Despite your beliefs God exists.

With science, disbelief

Provides no relief

From the findings of true scientists.