Leaks

With Ryan's tax reduction disguised as healthcare reduction failure, and the Gorsuch Denver Rodeo hearings, you may have forgotten that the investigation into Russian interference got sidetracked by rants about leaks and wiretaps.  But remember...

A victory for Vladimir Putin
And the man for whom he was rootin'
No one expected
They'd get Trump elected;
A coup without any shootin'.

When did Russian meddling begin?
Did it start with Trump's primary win?
Were they in each state
To help make us great?
How big's the Trump card they're holding?

 R.I.P. (Rock'n'roll In Paradise)

Sorry Donald, the front page isn’t all yours today.  There is important real news to cover.

Sixty years on the Rock ’n Roll scene,

With Nadine, Sweet Little Sixteen,

Roll Over Beethoven

Chuck Berry is comin’

After years motorvatin’ Maybelline.

He gave us great Rock ’n Roll music

He took rhythm and blues and infused it

With a story to tell

And good humor as well

His spirit’s alive, we won’t lose it.

Businessman in Chief

For some reason Mexico declined the opportunity to build a beautiful border wall, but businessmen find ways to get things done, obstacles are just opportunities by another name.

He portrayed their evil so luridly

And he’s planning the wall very hurriedly

The money won’t come

From Mexico, but from

The Coast Guard and airport security.

So Coast Guard funding gets cut?  If they would think like businessmen they could make up the loss in funding very easily.

The Coast Guard interdicts off shore drug runs

And confiscates thousands of tons

If they retailed the stuff

They’d soon earn enough

To replenish all of those funds.

Is the Abuser Abused?

Kellyanne Conway is harsh on Trump’s critics, and is definitely an abuser of truth, but look at her enabling behavior and how she is treated.  For the last couple of weeks they've shut her up.

Kellyanne, they hid you a way

For some ill-advised comments one day.

They make no such fuss

When Bannon or Priebus

Have equally dumb things to say.

When a spouse lies and covers up for his or her partner that’s enabling abusive behavior.

You’re doing all that you can

To support and enable your man

Spouting alternative facts.

Aren’t feminist acts

Are you being abused, Kellyanne?