Who You Gonna Believe?

Alright it was Finland not Denmark, but doesn't this sound familiar?

Would it or wouldn't it be

Is this week's controversy

Whether it's best

To reality test

Or live in your own fantasy?

The bald guy was smiling, but the big guy with the hair looked glum.

The flames that pass for his hair

Suck the oxygen out of the air

So none can remain

To operate his brain,

Assuming he's got one in there.