Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Big Tax Attack


Chuck Grassley let everyone know the motivation behind the new tax attack on the middle class:  “I think not having the estate tax recognizes the people that are investing,” Grassley told the Register in a story published Saturday. “As opposed to those that are just spending every darn penny they have, whether it’s on booze or women or movies.”

The middle class is of little concern
They spend every penny they earn
So why help the poor
They’ll just spend some more
But the rich need more money to burn.

With Democrats in power they thrived.  In what should be a more supportive habitat they have disappeared.

The loss of a species is linked
To the tax reform bill to be inked
The loud raucous bird
Is no longer heard
The Deficit Hawk is extinct.

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Deficit Attention Disorder


The Party of Fiscal Responsibility wants to increase the deficit dramatically.  In a couple of years they’ll complain about it and reduce every social program they can think of.  I haven’t figured out how they’ll blame the Democrats, but that’s coming too.  It’s all based on voodoo economics, imaginary history and obscenely big buck donations from the ‘deserving 1%’.

They’re out on a tax cutting spree
Ignoring economic history
Growth will soon fade
If cuts are made
But it will strengthen the plutocracy.

The Democrats seethe and scramble while the smiling, smug Hypocrats congratulate themselves and gloat.

The Republican soul has been bared
Congress has clearly declared
Disregard for deficits
If they help the rich
And no deficit hawk even cared.

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

The Year of the Wandering Hand


Is it really unbridled libido or is it just a naked power grab?  

If you wonder what grabbing her ass meant
If you did not get hands on her assent
There’s no possible way
She’d call it foreplay
But consider it sexual harassment.

Franken and Conyers are under investigation and being pressured to resign.  Bill Cosby denied everything and has gotten off.  Moore and Trump just lie and nobody seems to care enough to investigate, or even vote against them.  It’s that power thing.

Those who admit what they’ve done
Are pressured for their resignation
So please tell me why
Those who deny
Aren’t subject to investigation?

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

To the Best of My Recollection


… I haven’t published these before.

At the last session Jeff Sessions swore
As he did at each session before
That he’d tell Congress all
That he could recall
And at each session he recalled more.

With a memory like that how did he make it through Law School?  Coincidentally the same Law School attended by another memory challenged politician currently making headlines - Roy Moore.

Sessions recall had several omissions
And was subject to frequent revisions
Is his memory defective
Or just more selective
Than Alabama Law School admissions?