A wry look at the Trump campaign and Presidency from the escalator ride to impeachment.

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Why Do Collins and Flake Even Pretend?

Collins waffled and hemmed and she hawed

Though the nominee is blatantly flawed

He dissembled, denied

Bullied and lied

And SCOTUS is now Kavanaughed.

Her independence is merely a myth

She’s part of her party’s monolith

She’s sorely deluded

If she thinks she’s included 

In a league with Margaret Chase Smith.

Who You Gonna Believe?

Alright it was Finland not Denmark, but doesn't this sound familiar?

Would it or wouldn't it be

Is this week's controversy

Whether it's best

To reality test

Or live in your own fantasy?

The bald guy was smiling, but the big guy with the hair looked glum.

The flames that pass for his hair

Suck the oxygen out of the air

So none can remain

To operate his brain,

Assuming he's got one in there.

The Theater of the Absurd

It’s on.  Kim and Trump meet in a Ego Stroke of Diplomacy.  But before that it was off, but through Trump’s mythical skill as a negotiator, it’s on again.  I knew I’d seen a similar act before.

Remember the singer James Brown

From exhaustion he’d collapse on the ground

Fans feared for the worst

But with a high energy burst

He’d continue and bring the house down.

And before the worst hair day ever, Trump showed his strength by running away from the G7 meeting.  Securely ensconced in Air Force 1, surrounded by intimidated sycophants, he disavowed his agreement with the meeting results.  Safe from the real world of international relations and intelligent reasonable leaders, he resumed his lying, insulting and bullying.  

How does this make America Greater?

The Self Proclaimed Master Deal Maker

Agrees with the way

They draft the communique

Then reneges just a few hours later.