Congressional Peccadillos

Remember Anthony Wiener and Larry Craig?  The Supreme Court says you can contribute more than most houses are worth to influence the outcome of the campaigns of clowns like this.

Wiener (an unfortunate name)

Rose to (embarrassing) fame

When he posted arousal

(on-line, non spousal)

With a selfie as proof of his claim.

Larry Craig sat down in the airport.

When arrested for soliciting sport

He claimed the issue

Was an absence of tissue

He was merely signaling for it.