The Secret Side of Santa

Last year I marveled at Santa's ability to stay off the radar and deliver all those presents.  This year after listening to Republican candidates talk about security, I started to worry.

There’s a security risk we've neglected
Santa enters our land undetected
Then freely roams
Through thousands of homes
With boxes that are left uninspected.

He crosses borders without documents
He’s in malls and at major events
He’s disguised with a beard
His clothing is weird
Unseen by Central Intelligence

 And  the business savvy realize Santa's business could be better.

Santa could build on his brand
For his skills there is pent up demand
In spring, summer, fall
But he's 'Christmas, that's all'
Tax breaks could help him expand