Downton Countdown II

Just two episodes left to rinse the soap off this drama.  Last week I complained about Carson, and suggested the writers kill him off.  I still would vote for that in the scriptwriter’s meeting, but in the meantime Ms. Patmore and Ms. Hughes had a brilliant idea.

As he moved round the kitchen he stumbled

He bumbled, he groused and he grumbled

As Carson worked

Mrs. Hughes smirked

But was he sufficiently humbled?

Episode Seven cleared up Moseley’s future, but Barrows’ future is still held tightly in the writers’ hands.  

With Barrows they haven’t a clue

They’re attempting to find something new

He was good at playing bad

Now he’s lonely and sad

He’s survived all that they’ve put him through.

They’ve tried hard to break Barrows free

Of Carson’s overt enmity

They’ve given him the skill set

So the writers could get

Him a job as restaurant maitre d’.