Marketing and Self-promotion

My book sales were less than fantastic

So I cut the price something drastic

But sales didn’t rise

I can only surmise

That demand is price inelastic.

Marketing is not my strong suit,

To sell books you just gotta do it.

I will if I must

I hope can just

Inject some humor into it.

Self promotion has little appeal

It has a cloying unsavory feel

It’s in the same class

As the remains of the grass

Once the bull has digested his meal.