Primary Season - and the Livin' is Sleazy

Some of us think that Eric Cantor is pretty conservative, but we've just been told we are wrong. 

Eric Cantor did not expect that

He would fall in primary combat;

The majority leader

Became election conceder

Brought down by a little known Brat.

His district is "safe" so no one needed to move toward the center.

The district has been gerrymandered

And the Tea Party candidate pandered

Appealed to a fringe

And moderates cringe

As Virginia has now been deCantored.

So how did an unknown with very little money manage to beat a powerful incumbent with plenty of cash to spend on his campaign?

Brat thanked  Ingraham for the support that she

Gave him in his stunning victory

But turnout was light

In reality he might

Also credit voter apathy.