Euphemisms

If someone posts smut on the internet and no one understands it, is it still obscene?  You may have to consult this website in order to understand the following.  

http://mentalfloss.com/article/57872/31-adorable-slang-terms-sexual-intercourse-last-600-years

Remember Mark Sanford who said he’d been hiking on the Appalachian trail?

He hiked on the Appalachian trail 

Chasing Argentinian tail 

By boarding land carracks 

Forming a beast with two backs, 

The soul mates played at couch quail. 

Is your hormone level too high? 

There’s culbatizing exercise you can try, 

Play hey gammer cook 

Or lerricompoop,

In Eros’ embrace you may die. 

Play the pyrdewy, don't wait 

Dance the Paphian jig until late 

Fadoodle and hug 

Play nug-a-nug 

And give a green gown to your mate. 

My thanks to poet and friend Peter H Desmond for giving me the link to mental floss.  You can read some of Peter’s poems on:

http://www.shitcreekreview.com/issue6/page12.htm?12

http://www.poetryporch.com/scroll00.html

http://ramblingrose.com/folly/2005_09/the_cafe.html

http://washingtonart.com/beltway/desmond.html