Grammar Rules

Three views of grammar.

Grammar rules are like, last century

We ditch it, if its up to me

They’re a pain in the butt

Me and my friends are So What?

We could care less, literally.

Ain’t got no use for no grammar rules

They tried to frickin’ learn me in schools

‘Course I goan diss ‘em

Ain’t nobody goan miss ‘em

No good to nobody but fools.

Grammar is evolving today

I doubt the subjunctive will stay

Many mangle the possessive

Ignore the objective

And even the past tense is passé.

Ms. Doty (7th grade English teacher) should be smiling in her grave because the first two were very hard for me to write.