John Boehner Walks into a Bar

The bartender at his Country Club in Ohio got fired and blames the House Speaker.  Michael Hoyt has since been indicted for plotting to murder Boehner by poisoning his drink.

Michael Hoyt, the club barkeep got canned, 

He served Boehner his wine on demand

Then the car radio

Let Michael know

That Boehner should die by his hand.

Will you have your usual or something else, Sir?

John Boehner is scared, you can tell,

His worry is hard to dispel,

The threat is widespread

Because as he said

Obama has poisoned the well.