Yogi Berra is the Only Philosopher I Understand 

Philosophe -pronounced FEE low soff - french for philosopher.  Educated people used to put the crude words in Latin.

Philosophy impresses most people

But my interest in it is feeble

It’s deep sounding stuff

And some’s bad enough

That I’d call it philosophe fecal.

Perhaps the reason I canned

And dismissed with a wave of my hand -

Is it makes me feel smart

To tear philosophy apart

And to mock what I don’t understand.