G.O.P. Campaign in a Nutshell

The generic candidate’s speech is…

We’re gonna take our country back

We’re gonna be safe from attack

The economy will soar

No climate change anymore

And we’ll substitute fiction for fact.

... and the leader is …

Trump’s on the stump every day

Crowds love what he has to say

His appeal is amazing

And somewhat hair-raising

If he wins there will be hell toupee.