Tonight’s Debate

The world’s best negotiator refuses to go face to face with a debate moderator.  What if he had to negotiate with someone with real power, like Angela Merkel?

He claims he has fire in his belly

But the tough guy’s legs turned to jelly

And he withdrew

As soon as he knew

That he’d have to face Megyn Kelly.

Without the headliner what will the show be like?

At tonight’s republican forum

They’ll be one ego short of a quorum

Without Trump onstage

Will others channel his rage

Or will they act with a bit of decorum?