Encore Performance

This was attached to my last post.  Here it is again as the featured content:

To Music:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc6CBIwXBWI

Text Alone:

I Alone

I don’t need no policy experts to make this country great

I’m my own best advisor and win when I negotiate

I just use my common sense, I decide and I act

And I don’t let my judgement get clouded by fact.

I'll make America great once again

I’ll solve it’s problems with the stroke of my pen

All along the border I will build a wall

And I will make Mexico pay for it all.

USA’s the greatest brand in modern history

We’ll license the name for a huge, huge fee

Like I did with the steaks and the University

I, alone, can guarantee our prosperity,

I’ll make America great once again

We’ll make a profit while I am President

I’ll cut your taxes and we’ll be debt free

No one handles debt better than me.

Those losers who got drafted thought that war was rough

At home I fought battles that were twice as tough

They were dodging bullets fired by Vietnamese

While I was dodging taxes and venereal disease.

I’ll make America great once again

I’ll make it safe for rich old white men

I’ll deport every Muslim and Mexican

And all the women who are less than a ten.

People call me misogynistic, I’m absolutely not

I love and respect broads, as long as they're hot

They work hard for me when I give them a shot

And the best of it is, I don't pay them a lot.

I’ll make America great once again

Congress will pass any bill I recommend

No one knows the system better than I do

I know much more than those Generals too.

I didn’t rent to Blacks, that’s business strategy

I've done more than anyone for diversity

I opened my club to anybody

Who pays the 100 thousand membership fee.

I’ll make America great once again

Our stupid leaders have left it broken

I’ve seen the polls and my numbers are huge

A rigged election’s the only way I can lose.

I alone can save us all from the sorry state we’re in

I alone have what it takes to win, win, win and win

I alone know what to do, I alone can lead

I am your voice, I am your Twitter feed.

I am your voice, and I alone will speak for you

I am your voice, the only voice I’ll listen to.