Ghosties and Ghoulies

Megyn Kelly interviews Newt - thrice married, dumper of a seriously ill wife, adulterer with an intern, nothing but policy, motor mouth - Gingrich about Donald - thrice …. - Trump.  And Newt says she’s obsessed with sex.

Newt, can’t you figure it out?

There’s no question, ambivalence, or doubt

It isn’t complex

He’s not boasting of sex

It’s assault that he’s bragging about.

Then James Comey, FBI Director, asks the House Republican Committee Chairmen to wish Hillary a Happy Halloween.  

After this what can Hillary do?

The e mails may show nothing new,

But the vague cryptic memo

With undisguised innuendo

Amounts to an FBI coup.

And this is the Guy Gingrich and Comey are supporting and enabling.

I, Alone - a campaign song

Less Than Two Weeks To Go

Remember this when you cast your vote.

Did you notice the article in

The Journal of Political Medicine?

The study says you can

Increase your life span

By voting for Democrats to win.

Just another beat you over the head political message.  This is almost past its sell-by date.

I posted a song weeks ago

That version was long and too slow

The lyrics I fear

Were too hard to hear

There’s a new version below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KD_pO3pOUY

His Royal Aloneness

Why does anyone believe he would work to improve their lives?  Why would anyone take his word over that of 10 women, or even one?  Why would anyone believe his denials of his statements on tape?    Why would anyone believe he’d help the down ticket candidates get elected?  Why would anyone believe he deserved an Emmy for his performance?

He claims to be populist because

He craves the cheers and applause

The hate he is using

Brings on the losing

And now he is grasping at straws.

We here at Conspiracy Headquarters are working overtime to bring him down.

His policies are vapid and brief

His denials beggar belief

But despite his mistakes

He’s got what it takes

To be our Complainer-in-Chief.

Show and Tell

He claims he has good judgement.  Is this an example?  As the owner of a beauty pageant he walked into the dressing room as the contestants were changing, and exercised his ‘good judgement’?

He barged in to watch them undress

Some wore panties, some wore even less.

He owned the show

And wanted them to know

He kept a close eye on his ‘business’.

Does he or doesn’t he?  Or is it just words, all talk and no action?

It’s the video clip of the hour

'Locker room banter' gone sour

The grab he discussed 

Is less about lust

Than an insecure man’s grab for power.

Heavy Issues

Back to Politics 

He's a buffoon, a gloomer and doomer

His campaign is innuendo and rumor

Incitement, insults,

If a huge loss results

Then maybe I'll find some more humor.

He complains that Miss Universe gained weight, and describes some 400 lb. computer hacker, and claims he’s the fittest candidate ever to run for the presidency.

He says he's the fittest candidate

Six foot three and two thirty eight

His BMI’s high

He’s a big guy

And he's thirty eight pounds overweight.

Alright, so maybe I lied.  His medical information says he’s only 236 lb.  But from what I read he has always been 6’ 2” up until this year.  6’ 2”  and 236 is considered OBESE.