Heavy Issues

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He's a buffoon, a gloomer and doomer

His campaign is innuendo and rumor

Incitement, insults,

If a huge loss results

Then maybe I'll find some more humor.

He complains that Miss Universe gained weight, and describes some 400 lb. computer hacker, and claims he’s the fittest candidate ever to run for the presidency.

He says he's the fittest candidate

Six foot three and two thirty eight

His BMI’s high

He’s a big guy

And he's thirty eight pounds overweight.

Alright, so maybe I lied.  His medical information says he’s only 236 lb.  But from what I read he has always been 6’ 2” up until this year.  6’ 2”  and 236 is considered OBESE.