His Royal Aloneness

Why does anyone believe he would work to improve their lives?  Why would anyone take his word over that of 10 women, or even one?  Why would anyone believe his denials of his statements on tape?    Why would anyone believe he’d help the down ticket candidates get elected?  Why would anyone believe he deserved an Emmy for his performance?

He claims to be populist because

He craves the cheers and applause

The hate he is using

Brings on the losing

And now he is grasping at straws.

We here at Conspiracy Headquarters are working overtime to bring him down.

His policies are vapid and brief

His denials beggar belief

But despite his mistakes

He’s got what it takes

To be our Complainer-in-Chief.