Last Minute Shipping

Don't have the time to finish all your holiday tasks?  How about delivering packages to a huge number of children all before sunrise?

Santa's delivery operation

Depends on outmoded transportation

His whole research team

Is pursuing his dream

Of quantum teleportation.

Gifts and guests may add to the stress, and then there's all that food you eat 'just to be polite.'

The holidays fill some with anxiety

Others take time to feel piety

After weeks of good cheer

We greet the New Year

And some may feel bloated and diety.