Mission Accomplished

At the rate he’s passing legislation and getting things done he’ll be able to take the summer off.  And won’t it be nice when global warming makes summers last much longer.

Was this supposed to be Group Therapy?  - ‘let’s go around the table and say something nice about the guy who hired you and will fire you if you don’t.’

The Cabinet convened just to praise him,

That he asked to be praised didn’t faze him

It’s what he wanted to hear

And he grinned ear to ear

His accomplishments always amaze him.

He’s accomplished more than anyone, and he’s new to the job.

I think I’ll book Carnegie Hall

Though my musical skill may appall

Bad reviews won’t offend me

Paul Ryan will defend me

“He is just new to it all.”