All I Have To Do Is

I get plenty of exercise because I’m always running - behind.

My to do list preys on my mind

I think that my brain was designed

To postpone and delay

To find a Better Way

That’s why I am so far behind.

Some tasks, like washing dishes, laundry, mowing the lawn, weeding etc. are never done, because they just start up again as soon as you think you are finished.

Zombie tasks are never much fun

Sapping all vigor and animation

Despite all your work

They return and they lurk 

And haunt you, forever undone.