One Day at a Time

Imagine that these were unformatted, 140 characters long and delivered to millions of followers at 4:00 in the morning.

They’ve sold out of dresses to wear

And no hotel rooms to spare

So many bands want to play

I had to turn them away

Everyone wants to be there.

It will take too long to complete

There are too many words to repeat

Trust me on this

I’m the best that there is

I’ll do the dumb oath with a tweet.