Friday, October 17, 2014

Omitted by Design?

When Opera House Arts announced their expansion plans with a press release last spring, they gave themselves credit for an image I created, and neglected to mention Eric A Chase, Architecture (for whom I work) as their Architect.  In their latest newsletter publicizing the new lobby and scenery shop they again neglected to name their architect, though they mentioned others involved in the project.  

In promoting their new facility
The owners gave donors publicity
They thanked the builder as well
The architect’s name was withheld
Thus preserving my anonymity.


They gave another architect credit

For a quick little sketch that he did
The builder-to-be
Got promotion - for free
But the project’s architect? Fuhgedit!

Click on the title Other Stuff (at right) to read more.

Saturday, October 11, 2014

Less Than a Month to Election Day


If we don’t like the current Congress members and think they are doing a lousy job, why do we re-elect them?

Many cry ‘trow da bums out’
But the outcome is rarely in doubt
Unless someone retools
Congressional districting rules
Most incumbents will win in a rout.

Among the many reasons to thank the military is their contribution to the American / English language.  A glossary is printed below.

Congress is a major SNAFU
This session it’s even FUMTU
Compromise is AWOL
The COA is stall
It’s FUBAR all the way through.

SANFU - Pronounced sna-fu - Situation Normal All Fouled Up
FUMTU - Pronounced fum -tu - Frigged Up More Than Usual
AWOL - pronounced a- wall - Absent With Out Leave
COA - pronounced See Oh Ay - Course of Action
FUBAR - pronounced fu-bar - Fricked Up Beyond All Recognition

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Got Any Enthusiasm to Spare?


I don’t feel like working today
I’d like to stay home and play
Relax and have fun,
There’s too much to get done
I’d just work around the house for no pay.

I try to rekindle the fire
Some mornings I lack the desire
I need something new
A different point of view
Perhaps it’s time to retire.

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Reunion Muse


Every 5 years my college class puts together a report from - very to not so - brief summaries of our activities for the last few years.

In the reunion report one reads
Of many classmates’ notable deeds
What is not evident
Is the bios not sent;
How well the silent half succeeds.

Many classmates write a modest report (a well known movie star, a wealthy software tycoon, a Nobel Prize winner), many don’t respond at all (a well known composer, a Nobel prize winner, and who knows who else?).  Some (see below) seem to be practicing the art of humblebragging (new entry in the OED).

Many classmates say they feel blessed.
The source of that blessing? My Guess?
In the glowing reports
Of wise choices and efforts
The gratitude seems self addressed.