Less Than a Month to Election Day

If we don’t like the current Congress members and think they are doing a lousy job, why do we re-elect them?

Many cry ‘trow da bums out’

But the outcome is rarely in doubt

Unless someone retools

Congressional districting rules
Most incumbents will win in a rout.

Among the many reasons to thank the military is their contribution to the American / English language.  A glossary is printed below.

Congress is a major SNAFU

This session it’s even FUMTU

Compromise is AWOL

The COA is stall

It’s FUBAR all the way through.

SANFU - Pronounced sna-fu - Situation Normal All Fouled Up

FUMTU - Pronounced fum -tu - Frigged Up More Than Usual

AWOL - pronounced a- wall - Absent With Out Leave

COA - pronounced See Oh Ay - Course of Action

FUBAR - pronounced fu-bar - Fricked Up Beyond All Recognition