Our Government and Santa

Santa isn't just way ahead of parents and kids, he's got government scientists baffled too.

The Air Force is seeking a way

To reverse engineer Santa’s sleigh

The fat man in the red suit

Eludes their pursuit -

He’s a blank on their radar display.

But it's good to know that he leaves no environmental impact either.

He freely invades US airspace

And departs without leaving a trace

In an ancient machine

(environmentally clean), 

Santa’s leading the technology race.