Post Christmas Chores

Did you have to return a gift this year?  I hope you weren't in line behind this fictitious irate customer.

She screeched loudly, and with no abeyance
She asked for help from the saints
I never heard such a fuss
I tell you she was
About two hundred pounds of complaints.

So if a gift didn't quite suit you, I hope you appreciate the spirit in which it was given.

Some gifts you'd prefer to decline
Just remember the giver was tryin'
So tolerate misgiving
Be kind and forgiving
As with limericks posted on-line.

Happy New Year to all.