Science and Santa

Global warming scares children because

Of the harm caused by polar ice thaws

Since every child knows

That polar ice flows

Are the home of the elves and Santa Claus.

As adults we often don't understand things that are very easy for a child to see.

Quantum physics is abstract and dense

Too arcane for adults and parents

But children understand

It's how Santa Claus can

Simultaneously attend many events.