FBI - Fools Barge In

So, the FBI isn’t supposed to try to influence any election, it is against policy to talk about ongoing investigations, or release information so close to an election, but the unverified suspicion that e mails on a computer that Clinton never used, that Huma Abedin rarely used, were most likely on devices already reviewed by the FBI, that the FBI has no idea about their relevance because they haven’t looked at them, because if they looked at them without a warrant they would be inadmissible, that was enough for Comey to announce to the world, through the Republican Congressional Committee Chairmen, that the FBI had finally found something to skewer Hillary Clinton with.  And he had the Chutzpah to say he was in a bind, so he covered his ass.  Sorry, I’m pissed.

I’m in a bind, you hear Comey howl!

Clinton wins - there’s no harm and no foul

But if Comey’s gift

Gives Donald a lift

Then Jimmy is Don’s lifelong pal.

And Comey was wrong about one more thing.  It’s not Wiener’s LAPTOP, it’s his CROTCHTOP computer.

The crap slinging has moved up a notch

Anthony Wiener will anxiously watch

As the FBI gropes

I’m sure that he hopes

Something big will emerge from his crotch.

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